The Perfect Woman
After another failed relationship (The same relationship as the last 5 failures).. I’ve decided to put down in writing exactly what I want in a woman. Surely there’s gotta be someone that ticks all these boxes?
- Likes Animals (more than people)
- Doesn’t have any kids
- Doesn’t swear (a lot)
- Isn’t racist
- Has a good fringe
- Overly positive, bordering on naive
- Either
- Smarter than me
- Artistic and therefore on another level
- Stupid – but well meaning (dizzy?)
- Has her own career
- Has dyed her hair pink in the past
- Wears hats
- Likes pizza
- Good teeth
- Has a driving license
- Doesn’t wear jeans all the time
- Knows what xbox live is
- Likes a drink, but doesn’t need to drink to enjoy herself
- Doesn’t smoke
- Doesn’t have an orange fake-tan face
- Is about 5 foot 6
- Weighs about 10–11 stone
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